Tuesday, November 16, 2010

I Am So Neglected



I am getting a bit sick of hearing how wonderful Niamh is. Barbara is constantly telling her that she is smart and beautiful and giving her kisses. Sure Niamh now has letters after her name but I could have some too if someone would train me. I have been completely neglected while Niamh got lots of training and attention. Barbara says that I have regressed.

Then she tells me that I look all tufty. Well if she would groom me I would look really handsome. And I actually enjoy being groomed, not like some Gordon Setters I know who get very touchy about their grooming.



If I didn't have my friend Scout to play with I just don't know what I would do with myself. At least I can run around with her and try rid of some of my excess energy.



I have been doing lots attention seeking behavior. I have gone back to my old counter surfing ways and I dug this nice hole near our patio. But the thing that got the most attention was when I found some old poop under the leaves, put it in my mouth and tried to bring it into the house. Many HBO words were said I can tell you.



Maybe I should chew up a shoe or something.

6 comments:

Lorenza said...

Ambrose!
I know Barbara will not approve it... but go for that shoe!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

These darn attention-stealing siblings. *sheesh* I think we need to form a support group. Or just protest; I like the shoe idea!

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Mango said...

Now, now, don't go getting a chip on your shoulder. Somebody has to be the younger brother and you're it! Best to study your sisters example of good behavior.

Slobbers,
Mango

Fred said...

Yes!!! Anything to get attention!!! {Can you tell I feel your pain?} :P

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Hmmmmm... Ambrose. You know there is a fine line between just enough and a little too much. What you need to do is let Barbara now just how utterly wonderful you are, not how naughty you can be!

Woofs,
Tommy

Maggie and Mitch said...

Maybe you need a vacation so that Barbara and Niamh will appreciate you, Ambrose! Say the word and we will send our limo for you. You can stay with us as long as you think you need to!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch