I am getting a bit sick of hearing how wonderful Niamh is. Barbara is constantly telling her that she is smart and beautiful and giving her kisses. Sure Niamh now has letters after her name but I could have some too if someone would train me. I have been completely neglected while Niamh got lots of training and attention. Barbara says that I have regressed.
Then she tells me that I look all tufty. Well if she would groom me I would look really handsome. And I actually enjoy being groomed, not like some Gordon Setters I know who get very touchy about their grooming.
If I didn't have my friend Scout to play with I just don't know what I would do with myself. At least I can run around with her and try rid of some of my excess energy.
I have been doing lots attention seeking behavior. I have gone back to my old counter surfing ways and I dug this nice hole near our patio. But the thing that got the most attention was when I found some old poop under the leaves, put it in my mouth and tried to bring it into the house. Many HBO words were said I can tell you.
Maybe I should chew up a shoe or something.
6 comments:
Ambrose!
I know Barbara will not approve it... but go for that shoe!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
These darn attention-stealing siblings. *sheesh* I think we need to form a support group. Or just protest; I like the shoe idea!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Now, now, don't go getting a chip on your shoulder. Somebody has to be the younger brother and you're it! Best to study your sisters example of good behavior.
Slobbers,
Mango
Yes!!! Anything to get attention!!! {Can you tell I feel your pain?} :P
Hmmmmm... Ambrose. You know there is a fine line between just enough and a little too much. What you need to do is let Barbara now just how utterly wonderful you are, not how naughty you can be!
Woofs,
Tommy
Maybe you need a vacation so that Barbara and Niamh will appreciate you, Ambrose! Say the word and we will send our limo for you. You can stay with us as long as you think you need to!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
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