Thursday, January 20, 2011

Ambrose Enters Mango Minster 2011

I am very excited to post my entry in Mango Minster's Bad Sports class. I realize that the competition is tough but I think that you will see that this is the right category for me.

While I really am a very sweet Gordon Setter boy I just can't seem to help getting into trouble. My favorite thing to do is to tear things to shreds. I can destuff a stuffie in a few seconds and all my Christmas presents were destroyed immediately and then I went to work on Niamh's presents.

Look what I did to the Christmas wrapping paper.

My table manners leave a lot to be desired.

And who can forget what I did to Flat Brutus.

Just recently I caused quite an uproar. Barbara was sick last week and made the mistake of falling asleep on the couch. I was bored so I did a bit of counter surfing and found a bag of special apple and cinnamon pancake mix that Barbara's cousin had given her for Christmas. She had planned to make the pancakes for supper that evening. I stole the bag and took it over to Niamh's bed.

When Barbara woke up she saw the mess I made. I tried to look innocent but it was hard since I was covered in pancake mix.

It was all over my face, ears and paws. I helpfully tried to lick it up.

As Barbara was trying to get Niamh's bed out the door to shake the pancake mix off of it, she managed to knock a lamp over with the bed. The lamp broke and while she was trying to sweep up the glass, I escaped out the front door which she accidently left open. Fortunately I have a pretty good recall and came right away when I saw she had string cheese but I can tell you that many HBO words were said.

I hope the Judge Fiona will consider my entry and of course I will try to score some more of the pancake mix for her. It is quite delicious.


Mango said...

Ambrose, you could not possibly be more annoying. Niamh deserves better, like, maybe ME. I will switch places and you can hang with the idiot lab.


Ludo van Doggy said...

Very good entry Ambrose. Good score with the pancake mix!

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Ambrose! Surely YOU MUST WIN!!!!!!!

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

HAHAHAHAHA! *ahem* I'm a judge. I'm supposed to be dignified. But that pancake mix adventure (and the subsequent lamp breaking and jail break on your part) is Most Bad Sport-like! And I had totally forgotten that it was YOU who dismembered Flat Brutus. Heehee. A most impressive entry!

*kissey face*
-Fiona, Bad Sport Judge, MangoMinster 2011

Maggie and Mitch said...

We can't stop laughing at your pancake face, Ambrose! You definitely are a very bad sport!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Wow! You just moved into first place! You have officially surpassed Abby in the "creative destruction" stakes. Another great AVF $100,000 moment lost due to the absence of video documentation! Or is it?

Jed & Abby

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Correction: mama was laughing so hard, she mis-typed. Clearly we meant AFV.

Jed & Abby

Kenneth Copeland said...

Ambrose, you are a cutie! Good score with the pancake mix!

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Ambrose you are quite the entertainer.. We are sure you will win...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Charlie said...

Awesome, dude!
- Charlie

Lorenza said...

You did what???
I loved your post!
Good luck!
Kisses and hugs

AFSocksScylla said...

BOL & MOL, You are so bad!!!!!!!

Stanislaw said...

My cousin cocker did that with a box of oatmeal. His mom said he was producing oatmeal "cookies" for a week after that!

Good work on the counter surfing. I envy your height!

Moose said...

Ambrose! I am just checking out my bad sport competition and... Wow... Your pancake photos... Just wow... Looks like I have some hearty competition!

Judy said...

I'll bet that tasted delicious. I tried to grab two chocolate chip cookies that my mommy left within reach as she left the room, but then she came back and yelled, "What are you doing?" and scared me to death! I have learned one HBO word very well!

Ella said...

The above comment should have MY name, Ella!

Momo and Pinot said...

Ha ha ha ha ha Ambrose! We enjoy this post very much!! Look at your innocent face! We're sure it worked very very well! :) :)

Momo & Pinot